One day the Gay Guy was browsing his new favorite website Youporn.com. As you may already know, the Divorcee’ had shared her affinity for the site with him a few weeks ago. Well, upon perusing for more “gay twins” on the site, The Gay Guy comes across an ad for AdultFriendFinder.com, or as The Widow calls it “find a fuck buddy dot com”. He then notices that the member in the ad looks quite familiar. Curiosity gets the best of The Gay Guy and he clicks on the ad, and is taken to a page that says “Men in Your City Looking to Get Laid Tonight!”. And once again on the front page is that same familiar face! The Gay Guy is beyond confused as that familiar face is a married man. So The Gay Guy clicks on the profile, has a slight stroke, and ponders what he should do with his new found information.
Later that evening the gay guy realizes that he needs to tell The Divorcee’ and Widow of his findings. But because he is after all, “The Gay Guy with the heart of gold”, he is quite torn and feeling guilty for letting someone’s dirty little secret out of the bag. Eventually the laptop comes out…
The first thing we see is a profile picture. Which just so happens to be a from his wedding, oddly enough a photograph that The Widow took! Second his screen name, which happens to be our newly found President of Perv Club’s first name, first few letters of his last, and his birth date. And then lastly, the first part of his profile. You see, have to be a paying member to view a full profile. And well let’s face it, though The Gay guy and The Divorcee’ may spend a bit too much time looking at porn, neither of them would join a pay site for said porn let alone pay for booty call hookups.
“I am a ## year old male. I am married but looking for some regular fun and companionship on the side. I have a 6″ penis. I am looking for a pre-op or post-op transsexual, man, woman, or couple (m&w), (m&m), (w&w)…
This really does not surprise The Widow or the Divorcee’. What The Gay Guy did not realize is that the Perv Club President’s dirty little secret about the trannies was not so much a secret. Also, The Widow had busted him a year and a half ago when he was house-sitting and did not clear the history on her computer… However, The Widow was pretty sure that The President was not in an open marriage and that he should be informed that his face and name were popping up in ads on free porn sites.
I guess you really can’t fix stupid afterall!
-The Widow
Meet the President of Perv Club!
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