The Widow was sorting through her dead husbands things and had gotten into the boxes and bags that were a mixture or CDs, DVDs, and Video Games of all sorts. The Divorcee moved on such bag to realize there was a whole in that bag and that porn was spilling out of that whole. As it turned out The Widow’s husband had an affinity for porn and as with all things owned it in access. The discovery of the big bag of porn led The Divorcee to wonder why anyone would buy porn when there is such a wide verity of porn available for free online, and this lead the trio to start trading the names of their favorite sites.
The Divorcee threw out the name Youporn.com and was shocked to learn that The Gay Guy had never heard of the site. Later that night The Gay Guy hopped online and pulled up the site and started “ohhhhh! it’s like youtube but with porn.” “yeah,” The Divorcee said “and the fun part is you can search for what you are looking for and it keep track of what you look at an offers you up additional options.”
The Widow found it very amusing that The Divorcee was schooling The Gay Guy in the ways of online porn, and The Divorcee in the hopes of regaining some sense of decorum pointed out that she may know a lot about youporn.com but unlike The Gay Guy she never looking at it in the living room while we were all sitting around, The Gay Guy in his defense looking up and said “ohhhhh! lookie Gay Twins!!” The ladies went back to watching TV and The Gay Guy wondered off to his room “to play video games.”
-The Divorcee
